Dotsuitare honpo desu
Sammui ondokei mainasu yondo desu
E dare no sei? Tte ondore ya ondore
Potto de shiroutogei ni sasu todome
Tateita ni mizu sarasara to nagareru ga
Nagasareru ki wa sarasara nai
Mushiro ore iro ni massara ni nurude
Sasaran yatsu wa oranyaro? Iu te
Furi mo dashi mo kiite hen raimu ja
Furidashi ni modoru sono te no daisu
Imasara jitabata shitemo shiran ga na
Tamuketaro ka? Higanbana
I’m a tragic comedy, no. 1
Matta nashi kyou mo maku ga aitara
Kuchi no waruso na oshiri ni oshioki chuu
Igo omishiri oki wo yoroshuu hona ne
Hora ugomeku daitokai
Koyoi mo yurameku supottoraito
Yudanete mi iya sono mi wo
Ladies & gentlemen
Sukkyanen tte hold me tight
Aa oosaka dreamin’ night
“Yakamashii gurai ga choudo eewa”
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii
“Yooku iwaremasse messa shibui”
“Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi”
“Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii”
Dotsuitare hompo in the building
Rei amayado
Entenka sura koorasu gerende sura tokasu
Teren tekuda no kazu gensen suru tefuda
Fukuro no nezumi-chan ga mata
Furasu chi no ame call me rainmaker
Namida to kane call me rainmaker
Sashidasu kasa hora
Itsudemo ame yadore, hadaka no baby awaya dorei
Demo damasareta no wa anata no sei
Ikasazu korosazu shi tsukeru
Kyoushi manzaishi ishi bengoshi
Shi to aogare shi mono, mina petenshi
Ore wa MC hito yonde mastermind
Hora ugomeku daitokai
Koyoi mo yurameku supottoraito
Yudanete mi iya sono mi wo
Ladies & gentlemen
Sukkyanen tte hold me tight
Aa oosaka dreamin’ night
“Yakamashii gurai ga choudo eewa”
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii
“Yooku iwaremasse messa shibii”
“Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi”
“Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii”
Dotsuitare hompo in the building
Ah, o-ore? Ok, e-etto… Doushiyo
Ah, ore wa rosho… Tsutsujimori
Tsudzuki no moji ga detekohen
Ah, yabai, doushiyo, aah… Yabai gomen doushiyoo!
Iya, ore no ban ya warikomi suna!
Orera ga kumeba icchou agarissho!]
Rosho tsutsujimori
Shoumona, iya dajare yan
Koko ni kite no dajare, akaten
Rosho tsutsujimor
Iya, gaki no tsukai arahen de omae
Rosho tsutsujimori
Ja, toki ni ai no muchi, oufukubinta? [akan, akan!]
Maiku nigireba yousha wa shinai
Kyouikushi naosu kyoufuku no hitoya
Ningen ika doubutsu miman no heitaa
Shitsukeru toppu buriidaa!!!
Hora ugomeku daitokai
Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight
Yudanetemii ya sono mi wo
Ladies & gentlemen
Sukkyanentte hold me tight
Aa oosaka dreamin’ night
Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii
Yo~ku iwaremasse messa shibui
Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi
Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii
Dotsuitare hompo in the building